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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (107621)7/15/2002 9:11:13 PM
From: Taki  Respond to of 150070
 
This old Man in live that uses OMG aliases?
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.

"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says.

"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.

"NO! Get away from me!";

"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered;

She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed.

She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money....

"Well, OK...but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them;

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?



To: Jim Bishop who wrote (107621)7/16/2002 9:16:44 AM
From: Taki  Respond to of 150070
 
Paradigm Advanced Technologies' Destinator Signs Distribution Agreement With Computer Marketplace Inc.
TORONTO, Jul 16, 2002 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Ron Yekutiel, General Manager of Paradigm Advanced Technology, Inc.'s (OTCBB: PRAV chart, msgs) Destinator Division confirmed today that a distribution agreement was signed with Computer Marketplace Inc. (CMI) of Tewksbury, MA, a leading systems integrator for advanced software and hardware solutions.

Under the agreement, the companies are combining the Destinator(TM) award winning system with the Hewlett Packard Jornada or the Compaq iPAQ PDA to offer an easy to use navigation bundle that rivals existing automobile navigation systems for a fraction of their cost. The bundle offers any automobile owner a completely automated audible navigation system with a vivid image screen accurate to within six feet and driven through an advanced satellite network. A stylish mounting cradle and accessories are included. The system does not require any costly installation and can practically be used 'out of the box'.

CMI confirmed that the bundle would be marketed through direct channels and through automotive dealers to buyers of automobiles that do not have a factory option for a navigation system and for buyers of vehicles that have chosen not to order such a system with their new cars.

"We were very excited about Destinator(TM) from the moment we saw it work. It is clear, that the future is here and we're happy to be part of it," said Joe Spampinato, President and CEO of CMI. He added, "We feel strongly that our experienced system's integration capabilities will help drive and support the Destinator(TM) solution to a leading position in the marketplace, a winning combination of product and technical methodology. We're very confident about our role and very excited about the future."

Bob Small, CEO of Designer Auto Inc., a leading direct marketing firm for the retail automotive industry, chose Destinator(TM) as a marquee product for his summer marketing campaign. "We believe that a product like Destinator(TM) is the perfect accessory for our customers. Its 'value for the dollar' is amazing. It turns a simple PDA into a 'best of its kind' navigation solution."

"After having great success in the setup of our European distribution network, we are focusing on enhancing North American distribution," said Shay David, Vice President of Business Development for North America and Emerging Markets in the Destinator Division. "CMI is an excellent partner to promote our vehicle navigation bundle and to elevate it, as was done in Europe, from the early adopters stage into the mass market."

ABOUT PARADIGM ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES, INC.

Paradigm Advanced Technologies, Inc. (OTC BB: PRAV chart, msgs) (www.powerloc.com) provides a full range of wireless location tracking technology solutions to service providers and end users in the telematics, GPS, M-Business, L-solutions and CRM/ERP markets. Paradigm's servers, software and devices locate, track, navigate, communicate with and manage people, vehicles and other assets. Paradigm's technology was chosen to help track recovery vehicles at the World Trade Center disaster recovery site. "Destinator(TM)" (www.destinator1.com) won the prestigious People's Choice Award of America's Pocket PC Magazine in 2001 and a similar award in Germany this year. Destinator(TM) technology provides a breakthrough experience in vehicular navigation and communication. Paradigm owns the exclusive licensing rights to a broad based wireless location patent (U.S. Patent no. B1 5,043,736) covering the apparatus and method of transmitting position information from satellite navigational signals (such as GPS) over cellular systems. For further information on Paradigm, visit www.powerloc.com or call (905) 764-3701.

Paradigm is also listed on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange - symbol - PG8.

ABOUT CMI

Since 1983, CMI (www.cminet.com) has focused on meeting performance driven objectives, by deploying solid project management and cost effective methodologies. The company partners with many of today's leading solutions companies in the delivery and integration of products to a wide range of industries requiring networking, advanced telephone communications, IT asset management and customer/employee support solutions. The company specializes in IT Procurement Solutions, Support Solutions including Knowledge Bases, Learning Management Systems, IP Telephony and Help Desk/Call Center integration. As a leading value-added reseller of leading hardware including Hewlett Packard, Compaq and IBM, CMI has distinguished itself with ready-to-run Networks and network support in addition to wireless networking and outstanding customer support.

ABOUT DESIGNER AUTO INC.

Designer Auto, Inc. is a direct sales and marketing company offering the sales and installations of automotive accessories and extended warranties for the retail automotive industry. Designer Auto partners with automotive dealerships and employs a state-of-the-art, proprietary customer relationship management system, along with a database interface that allows for automated, efficient data mining of the dealers historical customer information rendering high-yield marketing campaigns. Contact: Bob Small 203-676-3528.

This press release contains forward-looking statements that, if not verifiable historical fact, may be viewed as forward-looking statements that could predict future events or outcomes with respect to Paradigm Advanced Technologies, Inc., and its business. The predictions embodied in these statements will involve risks and uncertainties and accordingly, Paradigm's actual results may differ significantly from the results discussed or implied in such forward-looking statements
Contact:

Paradigm Advanced Technologies, Inc.
Michele Pelyhe, 905/764-3701 ext 233
mpelyhe@powerloc.com