Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Gold/Mining/Energy : Gold Price Monitor -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Gary H who wrote (87885)	7/15/2002 10:09:40 PM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 116764

It's been a long time since I last posted a couple of jokes. Sooo, here are some one-liners from the great sage, Confucius:- Some Confucius Jokes 1. Confucius say, "Passionate kiss like spider's web ------- soon lead to undoing of fly." 2. Confucius say, "Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk." 3. Confucius say, "It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl." 4. Confucius say, "Virginity like bubble; One prick - all gone!" 5. Confucius say, "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it." 6. Confucius says, "Man with hand in pocket is feeling cocky all day." 7. Confucius say, "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ." 8. Confucius says, "Man with tool in woman's mouth is not necessarily a dentist." 9. Confucius says it takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it! 10. Confucius say "Woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb." 11. Confucius say, "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails" 12. Confucius say, "Schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed." 13. Confucius says, "War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left." 14. Confucius says, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot." 15. Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways, going to bang-cock." 16. Confucius says, "Man who farts in church sits in own pew." 17. Confucius says: Man who goes to bed with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand. 18. Confucius says, "Man who make love on ground, have piece on Earth." (piece => piece of ass => peace) ========================================= The above jokes are chockful of sexual innuendos and constitute a goldmine of leads for anyone making an excursion into my psychology. By the way, Confucius was self-taught in English and hadn't quite mastered the verbs and tenses.