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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (2444)7/17/2002 3:14:46 PM
From: C Nelson Reilly  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 89467
 
Here's one for you Comiskey:

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I’ve lived large since birth
I’m a fuckin’ Colossus
And I stomp the earth!

I use cayenne pepper when I cook my books,
I couldn’t care less about how it looks.
My deals got made, some pipe got laid,
Don’t know about you but I GOT PAID!

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I have enormous girth
I’m a cholesterol freighter
With a huge net worth!

I told the people to kiss my portly ass,
Colin says my colon reeks of mustard gas!
I banked all of my loot in a three-piece suit
I refer to my groin as “Brown & Root!”

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I don’t care who I screw
Satan wears a bracelet
“What Would Cheney Do?”

I’m long the war full boar, I’m a back room whore,
I let Osama do my mama on my kitchen floor!
I deferred income and the Vietnam draft
I’m a rotund porker like William H.Taft!

I’m Big Dick Cheney
I eat pretty well
The Devil gets the vig
On the stuff I sell

I own the deed to the House of Pain,
I rent a room to Saddam Hussein!
Iran and Iraq? Give ‘em both a whack!
Those Afghani farmers are talkin’ smack!
I break the law but I’m not scared
I bought my conscience from Melvin Laird!

I’M BIG DICK CHENEY
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Copyright 2002
Maya Angelou



To: T L Comiskey who wrote (2444)7/17/2002 4:03:34 PM
From: stockman_scott  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 89467
 
Easy Come, Easy Come

The Good Life in a Parallel Universe

thedailyenron.com

<<...As for the war against terrorism, the public's trust has so far proven justified. But now we have another war, a domestic war against corporate malfeasance. And the stakes in this war are no less than they are in the war against terrorism. The wave of corporate crime that has swept US financial markets in recent months has cost America more national treasure than any foreign attack or threat of an attack.

In the prosecution of this war, Americans have good reason to distrust their Commander in Chief.

Not because he is dishonest, because I don't believe he is - at least when you understand his frames of reference. Bush comes from a tradition where dealing fast and loose in the boardroom, and greasing the palms of friends and friends of friends, is the norm.

It's kind of a parallel dimension where men like Ken Lay and Jeffery Skilling crisscross our dimension like harvest machines working a field of ripe corn.

When confronted with the damage they do, these folks appear genuinely puzzled - and they really are. They are psychologically incapable of feeling or understanding our outrage at behavior they consider completely normal.

It is from this dimension that George W. Bush comes to the task at hand. And this is why financial markets continue to lack confidence in his stewardship of this crisis. Those in the know understand that George W. Bush has spent his entire adult life surrounded by the very kinds of financial shenanigans he must now condemn. You might say it was all in the family...>>