To: nextrade! who wrote (3500 ) 7/20/2002 2:13:51 PM From: J. P. Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 306849 I have an idea, how about the "Don't pay at all, no money down mortgage"? This is how it works.... You purchase the home at say 300K at 7% interest. Then you never make payments, but you live in the home. However, Fannie Mae continues to bill your loan for interest and tacks it on to the end of your loan. And here comes the beautiful part: Fannie Mae books the interest you would have paid as PROFITS and the tacked on interest you never paid as FUTURE ACCTS RECIEVABLE! When you die or move out of the house, FNM writes off the loan as GOODWILL! No one will ever know, because the books are kept in a LOCK BOX. (in the future, FNM can make part of their accounting transparant but not some of the "icky stuff" that FNM at their descretion determines nobody needs to know about anyhow) Thus we have achieved utopia! You get the house and never make payments, the bank and FNM get another loan, the mortgage back securities hedgies get their greater than risk free interest while being RISK FREE! And after 10 years you can get your house reappraised, and refinance it at the higher appraisal, and take out all the extra money and go to Home Depot, or get a Walt Disney Cruise, or some new clothes or whatever you want. And we just keep expanding the number of homes (not too fast, mind you, we have to keep supply tight) in an ever growing ring around the urban areas and encourage every possible demographic category to take the "Don't ever pay, no money down" loans! George Bush, Alan Greenspan, FNM, are you listening? Edit: Loan qualifications are as follows: You must not be currently in a coma and relying 100% on life support equipment. However, exceptions can be made based on brainwave activity.