To: ManyMoose who wrote (278665 ) 7/22/2002 2:45:21 AM From: asenna1 Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 769667 You are an Offical SI-approved "Conservative" if... You're "pro-life" but you support the death penalty. You think cutting funds from Education helps America's children. You think everyone on welfare is lazy. You rant and rave about the evils of drugs... unless it's alcohol or tobacco. You feel, everyone was "created equal" if the person is straight and white. You find humor in saying "Algore" and "President Hillary" You think anything left of George Bush is communism. You think Hillary Rodham Clinton is out to destroy your family and your country. You tell people God is a capitalist. You think workers should be paid as little as they will accept. You think the media is led by "liberal" multi-conglomerate owners. You think everyone in America should be fluent in English - right now! You think the Second Amendment is a sacred document, carved in granite. You think the First and Fourth Amendments "need some work." You blame minority problems on the minority with the problem. You say Dan Quayle is experienced and intelligent, but you'd never vote for him. You think poor people should "knock it off." You want government enforced religion, if it's the one you believe in. You scream about all that awful filth on television, but when you praise pure capitalism, you say the market should make those kinds of decisions. You think the poor get off easy on their taxes. You care whether or not Clinton "inhaled" You think abortions should be against the law, except for that one time when your daughter needed one. You think only Democrats cheat when raising campaign money. You think only Democrats demonize their opponents. You think that because liberals don't like war they hate the boys in our military. You change the subject when your point fails to hold water. You scream "Play the race card" when we call you on your racism. You think affirmative action rewards the lazy (read black) people. You believe racism is no longer a problem. After all, the niggers will always complain about something, right? You hate taxes , because YOU worked hard for your money! You hate taxes, unless a weapons manufacturer in a district represented by Trent Lott or Phil Graam says they're "needed." You pass judgment on people based on their income. You count your age from conception. You think Rush Limbaugh is actually right 97.8 percent of the time, as documented by "The Sullivan Group" in Sacramento. You still think G. Gordon Liddy's six felonies were "patriotic." You still think Ollie North told the truth about Iran-Contra, even if Ronald Reagan said it didn't happen that way. You think Newsmax is "fair and accurate." You know Fox News is "fair and balanced." You think Bill Clinton is the root cause of everything evil in the world today.