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To: Brasco One who wrote (62107)7/25/2002 2:29:51 AM
From: Dave Gore  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 208838
 
NAME CHANGES IN THE NEWS --- Global Crossing is changing its name, effective immediately, to Global Embalming (second choice was Global Crossing Over With John Edward)

Adelphia is changing its name to Unhealthia UnCommunications (on the advise of the Rigas's lawyers to remain silent).

Enron is changing to SpendOn (Until We Get Caught, Inc.)

Tyco is changing to Dennis the Menace, Inc. (with a not-so-close second choice, Tyco a Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ol' Board of Directors, Inc.)

Worldcom is changing its name to Enron, because they never were too bright and they could get it cheap.

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You know folks, sometimes a fresh start begins with a simple, effective name change that better represents the current Company. Don't ya think?