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Strategies & Market Trends : Three Amigos Stock Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ditchdigger who wrote (28888)7/25/2002 8:35:03 AM
From: arnold silver  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 29382
 
good jokes,


> Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned
> goods.
>
> Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market.
> Now he has a market on the corner.
>
> "Get my broker, Miss Jones."
> "Yes sir. Stock, or Pawn?"
>
> Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker?
> A: Say, "Hey, waiter!"
>


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