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To: Knight who wrote (8906)	8/1/2002 12:10:43 PM
From: Bucky Katt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 48461

WMB just opened, take the $$ & run..AU got cheap this morn under $21....MAENF has some news. I think now that gold has tanked somewhat from the near-term highs it makes a lot of the mining stocks interesting again. The caveat is they will get real interesting if the pog dips under $290 per....

To: Knight who wrote (8906)	8/1/2002 12:19:28 PM
From: Bucky Katt	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 48461

New Terrorist threat> (This from an e-mail, from a pilot bud of mine) (it is also a joke, so relax) Kansas City - An American Airlines flight enroute from Los Angeles to JFK airport in New York City was diverted to Kansas City yesterday when a passenger was noticed attempting to light a fuse protruding from his rectum. Flight Attendant Bunny Haggarty said she noticed the man seated in an ais= le seat leaning forward and holding a cigarette lighter behind his legs. "I though he was just trying to light a fart," said Haggarty, "like our pilo= ts are always doing on layovers." "Then I saw this string-like thing hanging from his ass, and I got scared." Haggarty immediately called for assistance. Several male passengers subdued the man before he was able to light the fuse. After landing in Kansas City, authorities found the man's intestines were stuffed with military grade C4 explosive. FBI agents stated that it would have been a complete catastrophe if the passenger had succeeded in lighti= ng the fuse. The passenger, Mohammed Bin Ali El Batout Nabeel Sin Abba Rahim Mansour Ali Baba, Age 25, was carrying fourteen passports from various countries throughout the middle east. Asked why he had stuffed himself full of plastic explosives, Ali Baba stated, "I was planning to blow the chit out of the plane." "I wanted to kill all the Americans and Jews to show that we are a peace loving pipple." Airport security agents in Los Angeles remembered seeing Ali Baba as he boarded American flight 90. They were a bit concerned because his name would not fit on the front of the ticket, he was wearing a checkered tablecloth as a hat, looked like he was ready to kill someone, was readin= g an Al Quaeda training manual and had on a "Fuck America" tee-shirt. According to Federal Airport Security standards, however, individuals cannot be profiled for additional security simply because they are young = , middle-eastern men. The security supervisor, Leroy Jackson, said he was somewhat concerned wi= th the way Ali Baba walked. "Hell, man, the guy waddled like he had a stick = of dynamite up his ass!" "Had I not been on the phone with my probation officer, I might have checked this guy out some more." "But, we want and need complete diversity in our passenger screening," stated Jackson. "Plus, we think th= e flight crews on those planes pose more of a threat to safety than one raghead with an exploding ass." "That's why you can always find one of th= em pilots in barefeet waiting for his shoes to be x-rayed. I love seeing the look on their faces when we make them do that," he guffawed, adding "I just hope they don't give those guys guns, 'cause the= y might want to even the score." Federal officials are now referring to this latest terrorist attempt as a'butt bomb'. Security experts believe this could be even more difficult = to detect than the primitive 'shoe bomb' used by terrorist Richard Reid. "I'm not sure how we're going to check for 'butt bombs'," stated Jackson. "We don't have technology to do it, but we've got to check somehow in the interest of safety," adding, "I think we should start with Flight Crews first."