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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (13948)8/7/2002 6:30:24 PM
From: X Y Zebra  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17639
 
LOL... that reminded me of this:

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There's these two guys who don't speak Spanish and they really loved bungee jumping, so they go down to Sonora and they open a bungee jumping business on a cliff over the town of Guaymas. Well, the first time one took a practice jump, he went over fine, but when he sprang back up he was all covered in scratches. His friend obviously freaked out, but the guy went back down before he could help him. When he flew back, the scratches has progressed to bruises, but his friend on top again couldn't catch him. Finally, on the third spring back, his friend nabbed him. He was covered in open, bleeding wounds.

"What happened?" his friend asks him. "Was the cord too long?'

"No, the cord was fine," the leaper said. "It was terrible. There were these gangs down there and they were scream- ing and yelling and every time I'd get to the end of the cord, they'd hit me with sticks."

"What were they screaming?" his friend asked.

"I don't know, I could only make out one word. What's a piñata, anyway?"