To: Richnorth who wrote (88755 ) 8/13/2002 9:35:37 PM From: E. Charters Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 116786 Yes, greed releases Gullibin, a neural hormone that inhibits the centre of the brain that was named by the great cereberalist Fraunhoffer as the Toroschizer area. This is the area that normally promotes the critical cerebellus paranoiacium faculty that allows one to detect the unsynchronized beta wave signals that emanate from conspiratorial co-operation amongst groups. Certain mantras, rhythmic patterns or psychological triggers can also cause release of Gullibin and these instigators have been incorporated in company reports since the late 50's. (Vance Packard, The Hidden Persuaders) Gullibin may be absolutely vital to social harmony as it allows people to buy products believing they are efficacious and necessary, join armed services, give to national charities, whose bank accounts rival Fortune 500 companies, and sit through Church services when they ordinarily should believe that the minister is either sleeping with their son the altar boy, or their wife.In short it is the substance that make the whole of human social interchange tolerable to the otherwise intelligent and discriminatory mind. Lately due to dietary changes, stress and and drug use amongst the ageing new generation, Gullibin hormone secretion has been found to be lacking. This has led to unnatural levels of distrust, whistle blowing, lack of co-operation among co-workers (Postal syndrome), and investigation of company accounting practices. A side effect of the demise of the door to door salesman is another example of the effect of epidemic Gullibin inhibition. Governments, realizing the salutary effects of Gullibin to oil the wheels of industry and to help them get coercive and confiscatory legislation passed, have been allowing soft drink companies to put Gullibin in their products. Of course it helps sales so, they have been eager to do it. Al Quaeda may have been manufacturing an antidote to Gullibin, for foreign use only, in an attempt to bring down the American system of business completely. It is thought that 911 was in fact a CIA orchestrated attempt to blame this radical group for something when the actual cause of the attacks could not be revealed. Of course if enough Gullibin could be put into the food supply, they could have told them anything. Statistics on Gullibin in foods Coke ----------- 100 PPM Gullibin New Coke ------- 300 PPM Gullibin Pepsi ----------- 86 PPM Gullibin Diet Drinks ---- 250 PPM Gullibin Whiskey -------- 600 PPM Gullibin Green Tea ------ 350 PPM Gullibin Chinese Food --- 400 PPM Soluble Gullibin ( You need to eat it again within one hour to stave hunger) Evian ---------- 500 PM Gullibin Tofu, Sushi or any new age food - 800 PPM Gullibin Coffee at Tech Companies ------ 1000 PPM Gullibin ************************************ EC<:-}