To: marcos who wrote (486 ) 8/18/2002 3:06:19 PM From: E. Charters Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1293 What I have learned about everywhere. 1. They have a stirring national anthem. 2. They have a grand old flag. 3. Their constitution enshrines inalienable rights in a clear and unambiguous manner. 4. Their laws guarantee justice and equality to all. 5. Their people are educated, clever, industrious and brave. 6. Their soldiers make do with the least modern equipment and have never been defeated except by treachery or stupid generals. 7. Their women are all beautiful, strong and you don't argue with them. 8. Their young in grade school have better math scores than in the US. 9. The leaders of the country are corrupt and should be in jail. 10. The founder of the country was a saint, or great prophet, said many wise things and executed many people. 11. Their people are not as materialistic as in the US, and they have better morals. 12. Their women do not sleep with every man they see, but if you have money, someone can be found who does that. 13. In their country, sex has nothing to do with the body. People are not ashamed about themselves. (What does it have to do with? Jes curious) 14. When people get married, the whole town celebrates for two days. 15. Life there is just as good as anywhere else, but they wish they had the technical advantages of the United States. 16. Even the average schoolchild plays better soccer than anybody in the US. 17. They speak good English and at least two other languages, so how come you don't speak any other languages in the US? 18. When they get to the United States, they are going to buy a 100 acre ranch, a Cadillac and a box of cigars, and go out with Chelsea Clinton, just like every other cowboy does. EC<:-}