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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (12636)9/18/2002 4:17:29 PM
From: Druss  Respond to of 12754
 
The Power of Love

In my younger days love did not seem to be as common a topic as lust. We were pretty sure love existed, and some of us thought that if you said you were in love you might gratify your lust. Generally though we viewed lust as all consuming and to be the hormonal engine of existence.
Time gives us a chance to look at things from a different perspective.
I got involved with a lady named Molly. She is a gentle sort with blond hair, big blue eyes and is obviously very taken with me. And that is where lust comes in. Lust that hormonal fire burning with almost unquenchable intensity.
Molly has a friend Melissa. Melissa is the sensual ideal of every male who ever lived. She has a face and figure designed and intended for a goddess. I met Melissa at a party recently and she was acting really interested. Intensely so.
Now ones thoughts do tend to focus on such occasions and intriguing questions arise, questions like: 'Wonder what Melissa would be like if I were to get alone with her?' That question came up repeatedly long after the party was over.
It was still bubbling strongly when I came in the kitchen and Molly was just finishing filleting some salmon. She washed her hands and hugged me and said: "You know Darling I love you so much, I really do."
"Thank you Honey."
"Melissa has the hots for you, you know?"
"She does? [Bad sign if these things are that obvious.]
"She does, you may not have seen it but I know her.
I know she is really stunning and I really do understand if you get attracted to her. [This was looking like a turn for the better.] I do love you so though."
"Molly, I wouldn't want to do anything that would hurt you." [However if this won't hurt that much.]
"I do worry about my jealousy of you though. I was just thinking about that woman that got mad at her husband, Lorena Bobbit and I could never do that. Amputation is so horrible."
"I think so too." [To say the least, I like millions of other males ended up in a fetal position the first time I heard that story. A relief to hear that my Darling was not contemplating that move.]
"I know I could never do that, besides they sewed it back on. I would skin it."

I don't recall the rest of the conversation. I am certain I swore my undying loyalty.
I meant it too. It is interesting to think on it, that lust I saw as all consuming just faded. Just wilted before the intensity of her love. Even now when I chance to think of Melissa I think of Molly standing there in front of me her big blue eyes so solemn and sincere, and that is all I can think of, the simple power of her love...well that and the deft way she was filleting that salmon.
Druss



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (12636)9/24/2002 7:51:24 PM
From: Druss  Respond to of 12754
 
UFO's, aliens, and the truth.

There is a lot that has been written on UFO's and aliens and a tremendous amount of stuff available on the web about it. Sad to say a lot of it is simply bull. It reaches the point where it is difficult to see where the truth is. So I am going to write a series of articles to show what is the truth and separate it from the lies and misleading information out there.
To do so I am going to explain some of the most perplexing mysteries on earth. The Great Pyramid, the Nazda lines, crop circles, and alien abductions.
Let us start with the Great Pyramid. The problem with the Great Pyramid is two fold. First is no one is quite sure how it was made. The second problem is there are a bunch of smaller pyramids around.
The smaller pyramids gradually get bigger and more sophisticated over time. Generally everyone thinks the Egyptians not aliens built the small ones. Partially because one of the small ones was broke and the angles had to be rearranged in mid construction. Since aliens all have super intelligence they are not likely to make broken pyramids.
So we are left with the Great Pyramid that no one can explain how Egyptians built it. Since no one can figure it out, obviously aliens did it. Aliens, because they are super intelligent can recognize a good idea when they see one. And building pyramids out in the desert is a great idea. Further more it had a use.
As some of UFO researchers have noted this huge pyramid makes a great navigation beacon. After all if you are going to travel Lord knows how many light years you need a beacon to follow. These are super intelligent beings, they are not going to just scamper across the galaxy unaided.
The next question of course is just why are they coming here. One has to face it, the neighborhood has been going downhill since before they built that pyramid.
So let us examine some of the reasons often cited. One is that they are here to study humans. That argument goes to Hell in a hurry, people simply forget these are super intelligent beings. Even humans (who I can prove damned quick are not even moderately intelligent) would think crossing the galaxy to study humanity was a pretty stupid idea.
The typical reason given if aliens are not here to study us is that they are here to abduct us and have sex with us. This as we shall see is true but only partially so as we will see in the next article.
Druss



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (12636)10/7/2002 1:17:07 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Crop Circles

Crop circles started up in the 1980's and were great. Everyone who was sure aliens were around now had proof. After all humans were smart enough to go out and mash down crops. They were just obviously not smart enough to make pretty patterns. It takes super intelligent aliens to do that.
All this great stuff came to an end when two English guys fessed up to inventing crop circles. What really made them a pain is they were able to explain all the stuff that UFO folks said couldn't be done by mere humans. This could have been a tremendous black eye for true, bonified UFO researchers who want to be taken seriously by the scientific community. Fortunately however the aliens decided to make crop circles too. Like building pyramids in the desert the aliens saw that making patterns in crops was one of those rare good ideas by humans. So now the UFO researchers can say things like "20% of the circles are human origin, 60% are from an undetermined cause, and 20% are made from an unknown extraterrestrial source. [This sort of statement is so they are recognized as serious researchers.]
One of the difficulties that has arisen with crop circles is there is such a difference between human and alien intelligence. Aliens are so much more astute and intelligent that we humans lag hopelessly behind. Try this simple test: Ask a friend what they would do if they traveled across the galaxy to an inhabited world. I have yet to get the correct answer--'I would not reveal my presence but I would make pretty patterns in their food supply.'
Druss