How about Koppel?
Lets play the name game!
"Shirley! Shirley, Shirley, Bo Birley Bonana, Fanna, Fo Firley Fee, Fy, Mo Mirley Shirley
Lincoln! Lincoln, Lincoln, Bo Bincoln Bonana, Fanna, Fo Fincoln Fee, Fy, Mo Mincoln Lincoln
Come on everybody I say now let's play a game I betcha I could make a rhyme Out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name I treat it like it wasn't there But a B or an F Or an M will appear
And then I say Bo, add a B Then I say the name Then Bonana, Fanna, and a Fo Then I say the name again with an F very plain Then a Fee, Fy, and a Mo Then I say the name again with an M this time And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
Arnold! Arnold, Arnold, Bo Barnold Bonana, Fanna, Fo Farnold Fee, Fy, Mo Marnold Arnold
But if the first two letters are ever the same, Drop them both then say the name Like Bob, Bob, drop the B's Bo Ob Or Fred, Fred, drop the F's Fo Red Or Mary, Mary, drop the M's Mo Ary That's the only rule that is contrary
Okay? Now say Bo (Bo!) Now Tony with a B (Bony!) Then Bonana, Fanna, and Fo (Bonana Fanna Fo!) Then you say the name again with an F very plain (Fony!) Then a Fee, Fy, and a Mo (Fee Fy Mo) Then you say the name again with an M this time (Mony!) And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme
Everybody do Tony Tony, Tony, Bo Bony Bonana, Fanna, Fo Fony Fee, Fy, Mo Mony Tony
Pretty good. Let's do Billy Billy, Billy, Bo Illy Bonana, Fanna, Fo Filly Fee, Fy, Mo Milly Billy
Very good. Let's do Marsha Marsha, Marsha, Bo Barsha Bonana, Fanna, Fo Farsha Fee, Fy, Mo Arsha Marsha
A little trick with Nick Nick, Nick, Bo Bick Bonana, Fanna, Fo Fick Fee, Fy, Mo Mick Nick
The name game" |