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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (6193)	9/14/2002 9:36:34 AM
From: Jim Willie CB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 89467

Muslims got nothing on our version of heaven..... Three men arrived at the Pearly Gates. "Don't worry," said St. Peter. "All three of you passed the entrance requirements, so you're in. After some time, each of you will be granted a female companion, with whom you will spend the rest of eternity. In the meantime, it is most important that you not step on a duck." The three men looked through the gates and saw that the floor of heaven was teeming with ducks. Almost immediately one of the three men accidentally stepped on a duck. Suddenly St. Peter appeared, and with him was the ugliest woman that the three men had ever seen. "You stepped on a duck," said St. Peter. "Here is your companion for all eternity." Thereafter the remaining two men were extremely careful not to step on a duck, but after about a week one of them accidentally did so. Again St. Peter appeared, accompanied by a women even uglier than the first. He said, "You stepped on a duck. Here is your companion for all eternity." The remaining main barely moved for the next three weeks. After a month had passed, St. Peter appeared with the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. "Congratulations," said St. Peter. "You did not step on a duck. Here is your companion for all eternity." After St. Peter had departed, the man exclaimed, "I don't know what I have done to deserve such a blissful fate." "I, too, don't know what you did to merit your fate," replied the beautiful woman. "All I know is that I stepped on a duck."