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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Poet who wrote (58294)9/16/2002 8:21:53 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 82486
 
OK! A Pythonesque (is that a word?!) sketch!

Real people will immediately cease to exist if they do certain things--like using an alternate name or such!

"Hey, you forgot the "MR" ---POOF!!

I could swear I am speaking to you on the phone---POOF!

"You cut your hair, didn't you?--POOF!!

"Looks like you got mail there from your son, Mrs. Potter. Why don't you open it?" Cut to a scene of a young soldier in full gear coming across a sand dune--POOF!! Then all around and one after another--other soldiers in tanks or lavatories: POOF!! POOF!! POOF!! POOF!! POOF!!................

And then the Minister of "disembodied voices" (in chains and black boots) asks a minion: "How many disembodied voices have we captured today, Robert?" "Over 16,000, Unknown Lady. By the way, you're looking fine, Baby Doll". And baby doll goes...POOF!!