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To: Richnorth who wrote (89857)9/21/2002 1:40:13 AM
From: long-gone  Respond to of 116836
 
Wall Street Lingo - a list of corporation abbreviations

CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer
FRS: Fantasy Reporting Standards
P/E : Parole Entitlement
EPS: Eventual Prison Sentence
EBIT: Earnings before irregularities & Tampering
EBITDA: Earnings before I tricked damn Auditor.

Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
Bear Market: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.