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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (194133)9/28/2002 8:59:40 AM
From: JHP  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
The preacher rose with a red face. "someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian Community cannot tolerate".

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this lie. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.

No one moved.

The preacher continued, " Do you not have the courage to face me and admit this falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Slowly a "Drop Dead" gorgeous blond with a body that would not stop, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke.

"Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the KKK.

I just told a couple of friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.