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To: elpolvo who wrote (17160)9/30/2002 8:20:10 PM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 104197
 
I have a writing assignment due Wednesday.

During last week's class, the instructor had us walk out of
the classroom and over to a bridge that connected that
building to another.

It was a place where many teachers and students went to go
for a smoke. It overlooked a valley and a mountain on the
other side of the Hudson River where the sun was setting.

We had ten minutes or so to write about what we saw.

During class several people had colorful descriptions of
the mountains, puffy clouds and sky, and some included the
observation of several of these hideous radio transmitters
planted atop the mountains.

They are an eyesore and many people complain about how they
ruin the view.

I decided to get a little bit creative with that theme.
Here is what I want to submit to the instructor.
Perhaps you can give it a quick read and proof read it for
mistakes in grammar or spelling for me.

Thanks. Here it is:

==

I look out at the tired evening sun sinking below the blue
shaded mountains and wonder whether or not my fellow
student writers notice the beautiful transmitter towers
staring back at us. They blend in so well with the
surrounding landscape. It is as if Mother Nature had
intended them there, herself.

I question myself if I should share my little secret with my
classmates. Modesty causes me to contemplate whether
should I tell them that I am the artist that designed and
built these blinking masterpieces that reach upward towards
the heavens. If I wait too long to tell them, will I be
embarrassed by their praise as I hear their lovely poetic
descriptions of them read aloud in the creative writing
workshop?

Hopefully I will not come across as a braggart as
my secret is revealed. Will I become a distraction when
the class realized they sit amongst the modern day Johnny
Appleseed of radio transmission towers?

I remember when I first started decorating the
Hudson Valley with these massive metal structures of fifty
thousand watts. As an avid Erector Set hobbyist, my
creations grew taller and larger. Often times Mom and Dad
would try to get me to focus more on smaller projects like
the tiny Ferris wheel and bridge shown in the picture on
the front of the box, but these structures no longer
provided a challenge for my creative mind. “Bigger is
better” was my motto.

My parents’ small minds could not comprehend the artistic
value. However, they continued to encourage me to venture
out and away from the small confines of home. They pushed
me out on my own to set forth and fulfill my destiny
shortly after converting Dad’s tool shed into a forty foot
tall, ham radio operator’s shack.

I traveled up and down the Hudson Valley toting my
adjustable crescent wrench and pliers, planting those
towering steel structures wherever I went. Eventually I
came up with the idea to mount a couple of bright blinking
red light bulbs on them so people could admire them at
night as well as during the daylight hours. My artistry
and fine craftsmanship could now be observed around the
clock and during inclement weather.

Sometimes I hear fans exclaim, “My goodness. What
Next?”

They must hunger to see my craft evolve.

I’ve begun to notice in the newspapers that various
committees and town boards are fighting over the placement
of my sculptures. Everyone seems to want them to be at a
proper viewing distance from their backyard or school.

My new cellular tower design has caught on across the
nation. I’ve planted them along many of the interstates
and parkways in our region. There are several copycats out
there trying to add their own twists to the genre. Much
like Monet had to suffer while watching other impressionist
attempt to create variances of his masterpieces, so must
I. Ah, but imitation is a form of flattery. Isn’t it?

I can hardly wait until the public gets an eye full
of my next project. I plan to attach a half-mile long
volleyball net between the two towers atop the mountain
near Newburgh using high voltage power lines. Perhaps the
addition of a few seventy-foot tall, galvanized stick
figure people in action on either side of the net will
finalize my creation.

I’m tempted to name this work, “The Mid Hudson Volley”.

Certainly my classmates will be equally as excited
about this as I am. Perhaps I will tell them today.

==

-Clappy