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To: Ben Wa who wrote (17138)10/1/2002 2:30:02 PM
From: Art M  Respond to of 18998
 
I think they ought to ship Barbara Streisand to IRAQ and put her by a camel. Then ask the IRAQI soldiers which one they want to have sex with. If they answer Barbara then start the attack tomorrow because they are not the brightest bulbs on the xmas tree. On the other hand if they pick the camel, then it is probably best to negotiate.



To: Ben Wa who wrote (17138)10/3/2002 9:37:09 PM
From: VIPER85730  Respond to of 18998
 
"Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm about to go under. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents." —Dennis Miller

"In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them were made out of crepe paper!" —Conan O'Brien

"When reached for comment on the charges, Martha didn't say much, (only) that a subpoena should be served with a nice appetizer." —Conan O'Brien

"NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To Extradition.'" —Conan O'Brien

"Things are not looking good for Martha Stewart. Her stock was down 23 percent yesterday. Wow, that dropped quicker than Dick Cheney after a double-cheeseburger." —Jay Leno

"Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart." —Conan O'Brien