To: TheBusDriver who wrote (19721 ) 10/3/2002 8:46:27 PM From: pogbull Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 36161 My complaint about Gold Tutor I am writing to express my dismay and concern over Gold Tutor's lethargic notions. One of my objectives is to provide you with vital information which Gold Tutor has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. I don't want this to sound like sour grapes, but her perspective is that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. My perspective, in contrast, is that I welcome Gold Tutor's comments. However, Gold Tutor needs to realize that her flunkies, when they are taken seriously at all, are considered by most scholars to be of questionable credibility. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. The odds are more than ten to one that Gold Tutor leads me to believe that she is vapid. And I can say that with a clear conscience, because there are few certainties in life. I, not being one of the many smarmy, wrongheaded pamphleteers of this world, have counted only three: death, taxes, and Gold Tutor doing some unreasonable thing every few weeks. Her intimations are a ticking time bomb, set to show us a gross miscarriage of common judgment. Gold Tutor will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if she didn't, you might come to realize that one of her favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always her solutions that grant her the freedom to rely on the psychological effects of terror to magnify the localized effects of her maneuvers so that, like a stone hurled into a pool of water, shock waves ripple from the epicenter of Gold Tutor's attacks to the furthest reaches of the Earth, never the original problem. Now, I am all for freedom of speech, but if we can understand what has caused the current plague of irritating misfits, I believe that we can then dispense justice. That's a very important point; if Gold Tutor can't stand the heat, she should get out of the kitchen. I, not being one of the many nutty, irritable deadheads of this world, have absolutely no idea why she makes such a big fuss over cynicism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved -- issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that Gold Tutor easily impresses her deputies using big words like "poluphloisboiotatotic". I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that the doom-and-gloom, it's-too-late crowd always plays right into the hands of deceitful present-day robber barons. Gold Tutor's underlings probably don't realize that, because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make in this letter. My key point is that we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about her eccentric theories. For starters, let's say that "unilateralism" is "that which makes Gold Tutor yearn to convince innocent children to follow a path that leads only to a life of crime, disappointment, and destruction." I have just one word for Gold Tutor: counterintelligence. The bottom line is that Gold Tutor cannot completely conceal her true animus and inspiration. {{This complaint generator web site is a riot, check it out hugin.sigusr1.org }}