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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (2026)	10/3/2002 1:24:43 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 7689

What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers riding in it? A porcupine has pricks on the outside. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? The vulture eventually lets go. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lion in the London zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keeper and said, "that's a docile old thing isn't it?" "No way," said the keeper, "its the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a lawyer into the cage and completely devoured him." "Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it lying there licking its arse?" "The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s the difference between a cat and a lawyer? One is an arrogant creature who will ignore you and treat you with contempt unless it can get something out of you. The other is a house pet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers.