To: Clappy who wrote (17303 ) 10/6/2002 10:35:04 AM From: altair19 Read Replies (2) | Respond to Clappy...truly funny! Churches seem to evoke intensely funny things. Years ago, when I was 11, my family was in church for the big Christmas service. In front of us sat Mrs. Till - she was a very big woman with an enormous butt. She got up during the service and went out the side door into the parish hall..probably to go to the bathroom. She came waddling back and slid into the pew in front of us...as she turned, we noticed that her skirt was tucked into her girdle...now this lady had a gigantic butt..my brother, twin younger sisters, father and mother starting shaking with suppressed laughter. Mrs. Till sat down. We couldn't look at one another....my father, a tall statesmenlike looking man, was squinting his eyes trying to prevent the tears. My older brother, always someone who thought things through, nudged me and pointed to the Christmas program...Communion was next! In our church, that means you have to walk up to the altar which is elevated slightly like a stage. He elbowed Dad, who then pointed it out to Mom..the laughter got worse with prospect that Mrs. Till would soon be on the move...
