To: JakeStraw who wrote (306699 ) 10/9/2002 3:28:36 PM From: William A. Eydler Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670 The President has all the answers. 1. Sir, what are we doing about the depletion and possibly future insolvency of the Social Security Fund? Bush responds in a firm voice, " ATTACK IRAQ " 2. Mr. President, how are you and your administration working to insure that all the people who lost millions in their 401K's will be helped? Bush responds, " ATTACK IRAQ " 3. Sir, What about the crumbling stock market, what plans are you preparing to stop this terrible fall? He responds, " ATTACK IRAQ " 4. What steps have you put in place to stop corporate fraud and prosecute those like Lay, Ebbers, and Kosloski? Without hesitation "W" says, " ATTACK IRAQ " 5. What are you and your administration doing for the 40 million or so americans without adequate healthcare and prescription drugs at reasonable costs for our citizens? " We should, " ATTACK IRAQ ", the President responds. 6. How about our environment and global warming, what's your plan? Bush, without hesitation says, " ATTACK IRAQ " 7. Education is important, what are your plans? Why of course he responds, " ATTACK IRAQ " 8. How do you plan on your party keeping control of power and congress Mr. President With a silly " monkey like " smirk, DUBYA, laughingly says, " ATTACK IRAQ " 9. What about the war on terrorism and are we going to spend multi billions in nation building? He says, forget my campaign promises and " ATTACK IRAQ " 10. What about the deficit and how it will burden our future generations? Who cares, we gotta win this election, "ATTACK IRAQ " 11. How did you let Sammy Sosa get away? I wasn't the smartest owner, just " ATTACK IRAQ " CAN THE AMERICAN PUBLIC BE SO STUPID AND EASILY DECEIVED?