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Politics : America Under Siege: The End of Innocence -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: hdl who wrote (19082)	10/12/2002 8:45:01 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 27666

Someone in a lady's washroom saw the letters ATR on a push-button and thought they meant Attack The iRaqis................. Read on. Guys Never Follow Instructions A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get into the men restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety on his face. Sir, she said, the ladies restroom is unoccupied. You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white buttons were identified by the letters: WW, WA, and PP, and there was one red button labeled ATR. Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn't just sit there and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the WW button. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him. The mens restroom didn't have nice things like this. Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm Air replaced the warm water, wafted and swirled about, gently drying his underside. He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped, and without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure! All of a sudden, the letters ATR on the big red button seem to say to him Attack The iRaqis. Without waiting for the powder puff to quit, he pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!... He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse eyes staring down at him with a smirk on her face. What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies restroom! You pushed too many buttons, replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded to a grin. That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.