To: LindyBill who wrote (53479 ) 10/20/2002 4:46:23 PM From: Nadine Carroll Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 281500 Mark Steyn thinks Barbara Streisand must be a Republican secret agent: Then there's Barbra Streisand, who seems to have swallowed the post-Clinton Democratic party. Once upon a time, there were New Democrats and Yellow Dog Democrats and all kinds of other Democrats, but now there just seem to be Streisand Democrats. We got a strange glimpse of where the muscle really lay in the middle of Campaign 2000: Al Gore, Barbra told TV Guide, "called from Air Force One for advice. I couldn't take the call. I was in the middle of something." These days, whether they call or not, Barbra never stops giving advice. The other week, she sent a long memo to the party's House Leader, Dick Gephardt. It was full of mistakes, beginning with his name ("Dick Gebhardt"). When Matt Drudge, the Internet wag, mocked her for her lousy spelling, she issued a statement blaming it on a new employee and noting that she'd won a spelling bee at school. Next, she stood up at last month's Democratic National Gala and quoted Shakespeare's astonishingly pertinent lines from Julius Caesar: "Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervour, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate." That's in Julius Caesar? Sure, it's just before the bit where Caesar says: Friends, Romans, countrymen, countrymen who need countrymen are the luckiest countrymen in the world. When Drudge pointed out that her Shakespeare speech was an Internet hoax, Barbra said who cares? "Whoever wrote this is damn talented, and should be writing their own play." Maybe. But, what with those drums of war whipped into the fever pitch of a double-edged sword, I fear the author may have used up too much of his gift for fresh, vivid imagery in one paragraph. This week, in her latest statement, Barbra has accused Republicans of misrepresenting her "deep opposition to the Iranian dictator, Saddam Hussein". Saddam would like to be the Iranian dictator, but he tried that in the 1980s and it didn't work out. Can't spell, can't spot fake Shakespeare, can't tell one wacky foreigner from another: it's increasingly obvious that Barbra is some deep sleeper planted by the Republicans to discredit the very concept of activist celebrities. Poor old Democrats, in thrall to her fundraising: people who need Barbra are the unluckiest people in the world.opinion.telegraph.co.uk