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To: David Lawrence who wrote (21777)	10/25/2002 2:46:29 AM
From: Scrapps	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 22053

Screwyou Airways will be installing new seats in their commercial jets. All seats will be up to nine inches wide and no less than six inches wide. Although this will not increase the amount of passengers the aircraft can carry, it will allow the Airline to sell more seats and to return to profitability sooner, thus giving it a chance to corner the market. The price per seat will remain the same and passengers will be allowed to buy multiple seats to fit their lard or boney butts. Passengers will also receive 15% discount coupons for overnight shipping for one piece of luggage, since no luggage will be allowed on the passenger flights. The airline will not provide peanuts or meals, however, they will issue drugs the passengers are required to take that will cause them not to care about the seats or cause problems during their flight.