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To: CYBERKEN who wrote (313718)11/2/2002 4:03:30 PM
From: CYBERKEN  Respond to of 769670
 
From KMARX radio in Minneapolis:

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"Hello! You're LIVE on KMARX. What's you name?"

"uh-well, Traitor Tom Daschle."

"TRAITOR TOM!!! YOU'RE OUR NINTH CALLER!!! YADAYADAYADAYADAYEAHHHH!!!!!

Traitor Tommyyyyy!! YOU'VE won our Wellstone BALLOTS CONTEST! Where do you live, TT?"

"uh-well, South Dakota..."

"GREAT! You can vote for Fritz Mondale and Tim Johnson IN THE SAME DAY!!!

Hey Trait, you don't happen to be Native American, do you?"

"uh-no."

"Hey, TooooooBAAADDD! If you were, you could have cast one for Fritzie and FIVE for Johnson! Well, what the heck! Here's the plan, Traitoroo!

Our bus will pick you up in Dakota at 6AM Tuesday. We'll bring you in to Minneapolis, buy you a little breakfast, then go right to the polls, so you and a guest can vote for Fritz. Don't worry about the other people on the bus. They all live that 'free and easy' lifestyle, if you know what I mean (yuk, yuk). Hey they don't even know it's Election Day, and they're gonna vote for Fritz Mondale 3 or 4 times before 7PM. But they won't bother you or your guest. Hell, we aren't even sure most of them are ALIVE (ha ha).

Anyway, Traitski (ha ha), after you vote the Wellstone ballots, we'll bring you RIGHT HOME so you can go help out Fritzie's pal, Tim Johnson, too.

By the way, Traitor Tom...What kind of smokes do you like?"...