To: TimF who wrote (293 ) 11/11/2002 6:06:23 PM From: tejek Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7936 Coincidentally, I got this email during the past few days......... ________________________________________________________ Annual Stella Awards > >It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella > >Awards: > >The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled > >coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired > >the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the > >United States. > >The following are this year's candidates: > >1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, TX, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of > >her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was > >running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were > >understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving > >little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. > >2. A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical > >expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. > >Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the > >car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps. > >3. Terrence Dickson of Bristol, PA, was leaving a house he had just > >finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage > >door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He > >couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and > >garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and > >Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He > >subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. > >He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him > >undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. > >4. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, AK, was awarded $14,500 and medical > >expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's > >beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award > >was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just > >a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it > >repeatedly with a pellet gun. > >5. A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of > >Lancaster, PA, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her > >coccyx > >(tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown > >it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. > >6. Kara Walton of Claymont, DE, successfully sued the owner of a night > >club in a neighboring city when she fell from the Ladies Room window to > >the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. > >Walton was trying to sneak through the window to avoid paying the $3.50 > >cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses. > >7. This year's favorite could easily be Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, > >OK. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On > >his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise > >control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back > >and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R. V. left the > >freeway, crashed and overturned. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not > >advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. > >The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company > >actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case > >there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles. > >Can you believe these?