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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (25491)	11/12/2002 12:01:43 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62549

TOP TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new.22's. 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and usually will let you try it. 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN: 1. You can buy a silencer for it.