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Strategies & Market Trends : Moufassa's Lair -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Trumptown who wrote (10547)11/13/2002 7:02:09 PM
From: Tradelite  Respond to of 13660
 
<OT> comic relief for those trying to figure out this market.....
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A
little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Well, do you smoke
tobacco or drink beer?" "Oh no", I replied, "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs? I
said, "No, I've heard that all "red meat" is very unhealthy!" "Do you
spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he asked. "No I
don't," I said. He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool
around with sexy women?", "No," I said, "I've never done any of
those things." He look at me and said, "Then why in hell do you
want to live to be 80 ??"