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To: Thomas M. who wrote (1)11/21/2002 1:40:00 PM
From: Rick Faurot  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6
 
Defense Lawyer's Good News
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client." "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."