Security Bill Police note to self:subject with alias Crocodile bears watching. Subversive thoughts about losing freedom.
Well, ya got that right, Pontiac. Just think of me as an agent proCrocateur. (o:
Ah, well, you should know as well as anyone, what we Valley Lads are like. There be more of us dyed-in-the-wool anarchists down this way than ya can shake a stick at.
Why, we still won't toe the line so to speak, or haven't ya noticed yet that the McDee and Wendy's are still havin' a devil of a time making inroads Up-the-Line? Damn right! Hell now, what kind of a Valley Lad would go linin' up at one of them wussy Yankee chain-food drive-thrus when yah got your Wes's Fries in the 'Prior, or yer Bertha's chipwagon down behind the bank in Lanark, or hell, even yer Scotty's FryShack next to the Scotty's Bait-&-Tackle in Westport, eh man?! I mean, dontcha have any i-dear how much a part of our social fabric it be to go stand around down at Wes's, checkin' out the lovelies of our fine town, and discussin' the best way to hop up our ski-doos, 4x4s and ATVs?
So, like, get outta here with yer yap about already having lost our freedom. Why, up here in The Valley, if we say we want Forfar cheddar on our Gibeault Burger, ...why, By god, they'll damn well give us our Forfar cheese, and no less! Ya can keep yer damned processed-cheese crap for all the namby-pamby cityfolk who flock into them fastfood joints like a pack of sheep for the slaughter.
Oh, but my, my, yes. Speaking of slaughter. Dontcha know that all of us Valley Lads, well, we be holdin' out 'gainst them big Yankee factory farms that wanna ship their BST-contaminated milk up here into the Land of the Free and Easy. My word, yes. Them fellas down south of the 49th are just itchin' to ship their fluid milk up here, but so far, by god, we're holdin' 'em at bay an' keepin' their tainted milk down where it belongs. Makes for better beef up here too, cuz, y'see, we still raise beef as beef and dairy as dairy. Got that! Up here where our dairy cattle don't havta feel the sharp jab of their daily dose of BST, our cattles, well, they live to be ripe old girls, milking through a good 8 or 9 seasons. While down south of The Border, why them poor Bossies only last tru 3 or 4 seasons before dere bags give out an' dere hocks and feet be all worn down from carryin' round all that extra BST-tainted milk. Ah, but see, it's all part of da scheme of tings... Cuz, ya see, they NEED dem cows to pass quick thru the system to keep up the steady supply of canners-and-cutters on the killing plant assembly lines. Yes they do!!! Meanwhile, up here in The Valley, we're still raisin' beef that's beef.. yer Angus and yer Herefords and maybe even a bit of Blonde d'Aquitaine, Limousin and Simmental...but not too much of dem Exotics. Why Hereford and Angus, they's still the best there is..cuz them cattles, they still know how to dig down tru all de snow to git to the grass. My yes... that they do cuz them's great cattles.
But yep, you got it right 'bout that gun control scam. Why, if some in this country had their way, why, we'd all be handin' over our 22s and then the land would be overrun with varmints. Yessir, soon 'nuff you'd see the land o'errun with skunks, groundhogs, raccoons, and even big barn rats!!! My lord, think of the chaos that would be loosed on our nation then!! No, leave us our good ol' 22s so dat we can defend ourselves aginst the varmints.
Well, I see by the clock that it's time to get out an see if them Bossies need a fresh bale forked out on the tractor. Catch up with ya later Lads! Keep the faith! We Valley Lads will be the last to give up our lands to them Encroachers from sowt of the 49th!
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