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To: John Soileau who wrote (91495)	11/30/2002 10:44:44 PM
From: E. Charters	Respond to of 116894

I disagree, a recent survey of CDN mining executives showed that they evince a 96% similiarity to Bedouin Arabs and a 94% similiarity to Neandrathals. In addition they had the same basic chromosome makeup as the common Texas Armadillo. In a similar survey of fr. Canadian inhabitants in rural areas, it was found that they showed a distinct commonality DNA-wise with their household pets, including variously that of parakeets, turtles, snakes, lapdogs and foster children. It was further shown by a recent social study that most fr. inhabitants had cleverly bypassed Berlitz or demeaning low-paid jobs at English firms and learned their English from imitating Mynah birds formerly owned by Anglos. This has yet to start a pedagogic revolution as the resulting accent is similar to an inebriated dockhand from Yonkers. It is rather impenetrable and prone to ridicule by supercilious anglo slavemasters. Some unfortunates could not fathom why jeering schoolchildren threw bird seed at them. It was previously reported the fr. CDN DNA showed a 99.5 similarity to that of indigenous wild dogs and Indians but this theory has since been refuted as having a right-wing supremacist origin, and is deprecated by reputable anthropologists. EC<:-}