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Pastimes : NNBM - SI Branch -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: elpolvo who wrote (19501)	12/7/2002 1:10:22 PM
From: altair19	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 104157

Agentlepolv86 <lepolv86 holds the door open to the NNBM men's room, equipped with three secret webcams and an overhead boom mic, and says to max19 graciously...> In his new role as Faraway-Land Security, Agentlepolv86 begins to sweep the entire NNBM bar for listening devices and weapons of minute destruction. He sits at the new CyberSleuth69 and begins deep background checks on all the NNBM members: He brings up Rose's records...hmmm, no H1B visa or I9 my God, she's an alien...this could be a problem. He listens to taped conversations with a known friend of NNBM, Kerpal, "phuck you", "you know damn right", "try to trick", you stink you phucking guy", endless coded expressions perhaps? He then looks at Dalin and Claptonsguitar....hmmmm, they both have boats...strategically they have cleverly deployed them on each coast of the United States...the "old pincer move". Both gentlemen have backgrounds of total debauchery and could be pressured into a compromised blackmail situation eventhough they now live "normal lives". Agentlepolv86 begins to see a pattern emerging among the membership. He brings up Altair19...what blaringly jumped out was that altair had been the coach of the NNBM Icbears. Could this be the clue? They used the hockey games as a ruse for the planning and implementation of electing a Democratic? Scooter's records flash on the Cyber-Sleuth69. He'd been to Vietnam and he helped the village of Da Lat build a fresh water well??!! Alarms began to flash on the screen. Fresh water?...helping people? two key indicators of subversive activity. S2's records come up, but the file is at capacity...it only holds 200 billion terrabytes of data. That alone triggers an alert....reads too much...too educated, must be a left winger. Completing this section of the membership list, Agentlepolv86, deftly brings up Wharfy's records with one key stroke. Every alarm in the Cyber-Sleuth69 is activated....flashing screen, siren, cd trays extend out and in rapidly...keyboard rattles. Hmmm agentlepolv86 thought and make further queries....AH HA!the Grateful Dead Jerry Garcia file...no wonder...oh my God, look at Wharfy's background...a classic. Let's see...how about Lurqer....agentlepolv86 notices that the Q in his name is not followed by a U. Another coded message used to communicate within the cell? Agentlepolv86 leans back in his chair after shutting down the Cyber-Sleuth69...."these are good people" he thought. He knows there are more members, but this is it for tonight's work. He knows he will have to send in his security report to Far away Land Security tonight. "I've got it" he thinks," I'll send them the recording between Abtar and Kerpal and tell them there are coded messages in the story board panels...that'll keep them off our back for at least six months....phucking guys. Agentlepolv86 hangs up his security helmet, security belt and security mouse in the security control booth behind the bar and draws himself a Guinness he has cleverly relabelled as Miller. The NNBM bar is good to go....a secure cyber-bar. Edward 'R Murrow19