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To: stockman_scott who wrote (19828)12/13/2002 1:25:41 PM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 104216
 
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Bush could totally surprise everyone if certain stars align.

speaking of stars, here's my horoscope for the week:

Pisces Horoscope for week of December 12, 2002

It's my pleasure to inform you that the astrological moment is perfect for you to wish upon a star. It's my nervous duty, however, to make sure that you choose the right star. A small miscalculation in the heavenly sphere can translate into a huge error down here on earth. Likewise, I must urge you to use surgical precision in formulating your wish. Even a tiny misstatement of your longing could result in you fulfilling the wrong dream. Sorry to be so complicated, Pisces. You'd think it would be child's play to know exactly what you want and ask the right deity to bless it. But it's not; few of us ever accomplish this magic. Fortunately, you've never been in a better position to pull it off.

in light of the above information, i've given it
considerable thought; using surgical precision;
and the star i've chosen to wish upon is...

charlie sheen.

the wish i've chosen as the most accurate statement
of my longing is...

Charlie Sheen, make me an instrument of your peace.

Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is darkness, light;
Where there is sadness, joy.

Grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive,
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.

and if i've made a small miscalculation in the heavenly
sphere or even a tiny misstatement of my longing, and this
translates into a huge error down here on earth...

i'd like that huge error to be...
that i win the lottery tomorrow.

yes. i've purchased a ticket.

thank you charlie,

-betty much