To: CYBERKEN who wrote (329302 ) 4/13/2003 1:35:27 AM From: American Spirit Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670 Poll: World Leaders Critical Of Bush's Personality: Logically unsound, confused and unprincipled, unwise to the extreme. - Jiang Zemin, Chinese President, on George W. Bush The only option is the departure of the warmonger No. 1 in the world - the failing President Bush who has made his country a joke in the world. - Iraqi Foreign Minister, Naji Sabri, when asked about Bush's ultimatum for Saddam to leave Iraq. Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon arrived in Washington Sunday night to give President Bush a 91-page book proving that Yasser Arafat funded terrorists. White House sources say that President Bush has the book and is almost done coloring it. - Tina Fey According to the latest poll in the Washington Post, 63 percent of Americans said that so far they approve of President Bush. Not surprisingly, the other 37 percent are English teachers. - Conan O'Brien We make fun of George W. Bush, but this morning he was at work bright and early. Okay, he was early. - Jay Leno President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards. - Conan O'Brien As President Bush so eloquently put it in his address to Congress: 'Mathematics are one of the fundamentaries of educationalizing our youths.' I could not have said it better with a 10-foot pole. - Dave Barry I think that if you are the leader of planet Earth, you should be smarter than me. You just get the feeling, don't you, in the Oval Office that Dick Cheney is working behind the big desk. And then off to the right there is a little collapsible card table where George has like airplanes and stuff. Then every once in a while he looks up and says, 'I've discovered that if I shut my eyes, I can disappear. - Darrel Hammond (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president. - Jay Leno Next Monday, it's a special holiday devoted to the Bushes - One-Term Presidents' Day. - David Letterman Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up? - Jay Leno, on Bush's foreign policy riffs