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To: stockman_scott who wrote (20046)12/18/2002 1:09:39 AM
From: abuelita  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 104216
 
Bush poised to declare Iraq in violation

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To: stockman_scott who wrote (20046)12/18/2002 2:07:15 AM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 104216
 
s2-

blair would never make it here. the chap speaketh
in a foreign tongue - ENGLISH! no one could
understand him.

hmmmmmm. lemme see here...
<polvie reads back through the list>

Rule #1: People listen through their stomachs.
Rule #2: Never put yourself in a position where you
succeed only if your country fails.
Rule #3: Get a candidate people like.
Rule #4: Get a candidate who can give a fireside chat.


i think i'm getting the picture...
i'm beginning to see the perfeck candidate.

yes sir... there's a perfeck man right here in the US...
right here in river city folks.

#1. People listen through their stomachs.
he has an american sized stomach... and he puts
the same things in there that WE like -- cheeseburgers,
fries, pizza, tacos, little goldfish crackers, and BEER...
AMERICAN FOOD!! YESSSS!

#2. Never put yourself in a position where you
succeed only if your country fails.

he knows there's no success like failure... BUT
that failure's no success at all. anyone who can
make thirty-five seven to ten year old kids focus
long enough to win a baseball or football game can
make a few million grown-ups focus on our business
long enough to realize that the customer has to be
satisfied if we're going to make a profit -- and long
enough to see that the whole world is our customer
base and that we need to get back to work on that.
YESSSS!

#3. Get a candidate people like.
no sweat. even people who disagree with him like him.
he has good people manners and he's so funnie he makes
them snark milk out their noses. ya can't hate a man
who makes you spew yer beer on yer computer screen.
YESSSS!

#4. Get a candidate who can give a fireside chat.
when he speaks, this guy has every person within the
sound of his voice sitting on the edge of their logs...
hanging on every werdball. YESSSS!

by now i'm sure you know who i'm talking about...

but then who's going to tend the NNBM bar?

-lepolv86