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To: stockman_scott who wrote (10948)	1/1/2003 9:40:53 AM
From: Jim Willie CB	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 89467

Mock Bull News Roundup -- an idea whose time has come (shared from "A-Z Junior Miners" thread) STOCKS CANNOT GO DOWN A 4TH STRAIGHT YEAR Economists and SellSide analysts alike are bubbling with enthusiasm as a new year begins, with fresh dupable sheep entering the stock market who can believe anew the claims of the annual "2nd Half Recovery" nevermind the summer 2000 claims of "Soft Landing" DETROIT EYES SPEECH BY CHAIRMAN OF LIBERAL ECONOMIC THOUGHT COMMITTEE Chairman Daniel Dipshutt spoke before the AFL/CIO yesterday, urging the USGovt to gaurantee a new car to every citizen who can prove ownership of an American car with age 4 years or older this has the United Auto Workers and Michigan Governor enthusiastic about the prospect of a return to the heydays for car production in the wake of the fizzling of 0%/0% car financing the plan was confirmed by Fed Governor Bernanke as part of the new Monetization plan WOLFOWITZ PROPOSES SOLUTION TO PENSION UNDERFUNDING Asst Secy of State Wolfowitz proposes a controversial solution to the pension underfunding problem, and gains the support of new TrezSecy Snow, as he proposes widespread war with Islamic bad guys and a return of the conscription draft for all single men between ages 55 and 65 who have no family "let's get aggressive here and root out each and every cave in the Islamic world", he is quoted as saying community groups especially have embraced the plan, since the targeted men have no family dependents women's groups urge a special focus on deadbeat dads the idea is gaining appeal on Capitol Hill RUMSFELD PLANS TO RESUSCITATE COMPUTER AND NETWORKING SECTOR Defense Secy Rumsfeld announced yesterday that he will urge Bushy to follow through on a plan proposed by Sun Microsystems CEO McNealy to use obsolete servers in bombing drops over Afghanistan Al-Qaeda hideouts Cisco CEO Chambers was ecstatic to learn that the written-off inventory from 2001 would be included in airdrops each CEO estimated that sales would be boosted by 10% in the coming year the plan was hatched in June at the Annual CEO Summit in Sulphur Springs, West Virginia by the inimitable and crass McNealy, who boasts an IQ of 170 VICTORIA SECRET CUTS NEW DEAL WITH AL JAZEERA OCEAN PACIFIC in a stunning move, Al Jazeera's swimwear subsidiary signs a longterm contract with Victoria Secret for the sale of $10B annually in bikini and lingerie for Arab women an Arab women spokesperson was quoted as saying, "some of us are so excited, that we have burned our burqas, and have had multiple orgasms with our husbands and brothers in recent nights" / jim