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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Raymond Duray who wrote (336746)1/3/2003 10:28:50 PM
From: TigerPaw  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769669
 
Bush Can’t Stop Laughing At N. Korea “No Dong” Missiles

CRAWFORD, TX Jan. 1 -- White House aides are having a difficult time developing a diplomatic strategy regarding North Korea because President Bush keeps making jokes about the Communist nation’s short-range missiles, known as “No Dongs.”

“It’s one small penis crack after another,” said one adviser. “He can’t focus on the issue at hand.”

Several aides lamented that the jokes weren’t even funny.

“Sometimes, a little levity to break the tension is fine,” said a senior administration official, “but things like ‘Our dongs are bigger than No Dongs’ or ‘What’s the problem, Kim Jong Il don’t even have a dong.’ It’s just bad.”

Also causing tension within the Administration: some of the ethnic humor Bush has mined from the missile nomenclature has riled Transportation Secretary Norm Minetta.

“Right in the middle of a Cabinet meeting, Norm challenged Bush to whip it out right there, he was so steamed,” said the adviser.

Reporters have had difficulty confirming rumors that Condi Rice was then asked to leave the room so the contest could be held.

Bush's stupidity is grating on his cabinet

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