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To: Petrol who wrote (21296)1/14/2003 2:29:33 PM
From: Jorj X Mckie  Respond to of 57110
 
wow, that is a big spike down. I don't see any news yet.

Strong selling across the board now.

trin rising



To: Petrol who wrote (21296)1/14/2003 5:49:25 PM
From: stomper  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 57110
 
Here's one for the ladies (cribbed this piece of blaspheme from the Stool):

A WOMAN'S SECRET

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

"God, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful

garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that

hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall

create a man for you."

"Man? What is that God?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,

cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll

be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will

look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining,

I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical

needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish

things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too

smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised

eyebrows, "but what's the catch God?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that God?">

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and

self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.

And it will have to be our little secret.

You know, woman to woman."