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Pastimes : A Poetry Corner -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: ManyMoose who wrote (647)1/15/2003 11:25:33 PM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 1582
 
day v.-

those are exquisite.

thanks for sharing them.

some i've read already, some are new to me,
and some were written by poet before she was
so rudely interrupted.

and... as she won't tell you, because she's
too polite... those are analogies & similes,
not metaphors. <simile>

semantics aside, since you shared... i'll do the
same. here's something i found in my email today
from the guy i'm sailing across the gulf of
mejico with 54 daze from now:


From: Captain Basukas
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 10:33:21 EST
Subject: Wednesday
To: elpolvo


Today is Wed-nes-day... can you explain the spelling of
this word to me? It makes no sense to me. You would think
I had other things more important on my mind than this but
it has been bugging me for years.

According to our records there are only 54 bottles of beer on the wall.

Captain Courageous


i consider myself blessed to have such "off the wall"
acquaintances.

-46 bottles off, 54 bottles on.



To: ManyMoose who wrote (647)1/16/2003 8:49:16 AM
From: Poet  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1582
 
Hi DE,

Oh, those are priceless!

I'm going to forward them to a couple of friends who are English professors.

Still trying to get the frying maggots out of my mind's eye. -g