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To: abuelita who wrote (21180)1/16/2003 2:45:33 PM
From: Dalin  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104155
 
Only in America!

......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke. (dats me...cept not a double.)

......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

:o)

Boyn inda USA!