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To: patron_anejo_por_favor who wrote (216105)1/22/2003 6:43:06 PM
From: orkrious  Respond to of 436258
 
Mark was hilarious tonight. a snippet

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Today on the open, Maria was huffing and puffing as she was attempting to screech out the opening bids on EK, which was smoked on a bad earnings report. Why doesn’t somebody at GE put her on a stairmaster and get her back in shape? She looks to be over the hill and gaining speed, unable to keep up with her counterparts like Michelle.

The mildly aneorexic Michelle Caruso-Cabrera of C.N.B.C. was reporting from Caracas last night, wearing a skin tight short sleeve shirt showing off her outsized breasts. She looked nice and thin. At least from the waist up. But what’s up with the hyphenated name? Is she married or divorced? Or is she a product of unknown parents? Will Hugo Chavez kidnap her and put her into forced labor as his Public Relations Director?