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To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (382)	1/27/2003 3:28:53 AM
From: Wayne Rumball	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 394

Baghdad, Jan 27, 2003 (BSnewsWire) -- Saddam Hussein today condemed the United States following an attack on the presidential palace. The midnight attack caused no injuries, however, the presidential toilet was completely destroyed. The Pentagon would give no comment on the situation, but a source close to the Pentagon said that it was a missile guided by the SUSA system. President Weaner Rumberger of WRLB and Associates said "While we cannot confirm or deny that our guidance system was used in the attack, it appears clear to me that such a system may have failed in this case because Saddam did not flush. We will be refining our targeting mechanism further to allow for such anomolies." Rumberger went on to say, "We own Evil. Saddam hasn't paid for his share of evil in quite some time, so he must be destroyed."

To: MKTBUZZ who wrote (382)	12/14/2019 9:26:25 AM
From: Wayne Rumball	Respond to of 394

Cayman Islands December 14, 2019 (BSnewsWire) -- WRLB and Associates today announced the end of it's 16 year 'quiet period'. President Rumberger commented; "We may have been quiet, but I assure every current and future shareholder that we were active. I realise this has caused a miserable stock performance, nevertheless, the intrinsic value of the stock remains as good as ever. Controlling all evil has been time consuming and I am happy to announce that we will be spinning off that part of the company on a 1 for 1 share basis. Lucifer has agreed to return to head up those operations. We at WRLB are committed to um committed to er ah yes, committed to various insane asylums around the world through a global strategy to screw, er, I mean help our investors. Should any investors have questions, do not hesitate to call our investor relations at telephone number 411 for assistance.