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To: d.taggart who wrote (348907)1/28/2003 12:37:55 PM
From: PROLIFE  Respond to of 769667
 
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they
came to a homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told
him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out
of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another
homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless
person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached
into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15
for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

Now, you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats?



To: d.taggart who wrote (348907)1/28/2003 12:48:30 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769667
 
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the behind are interchangeable."*

*Democrats actually have hearts, though.