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To: robert b furman who wrote (4226)	1/30/2003 3:58:16 PM
From: kdavy	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 13403

OT: talk about brevity ( a joke): apologies to G Once upon a time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he > >settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the > >plane. > > He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate > >would have it, she took the seat right beside his. > > Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip, >or > >pleasure." > > She turned, smiled and said, " Business. I'm going to the Annual > >Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." > > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever >seen > >sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! > > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your > >business role at this convention?" > > "Lecturer," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use > >information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to >debunk > >some of the popular myths about sexuality." > > "Really?" he said, "and what kind of myths are there?" > > Well," she explained, One popular myth is that African American >men > >are the most well endowed of all men when in fact it is the Native > >American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. > > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when in > >fact it is the men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also > >discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the >Southern > >Redneck." > > Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm > >sorry," she said, I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I > >don't even know your name." > > Tonto," the man said,"Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba. --

To: robert b furman who wrote (4226)	1/30/2003 4:02:20 PM
From: Gottfried	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13403

OT *** Bob, to cheer you up... A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!" "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv