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To: lurqer who wrote (22337)1/30/2003 5:30:45 PM
From: lurqer  Respond to of 104181
 
I've seen Head and Shoulder patterns, but

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To: lurqer who wrote (22337)1/30/2003 7:11:28 PM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104181
 
<Clappy blows into the microphone making sure it works.
He walks up to the amplifier and turns down it's sensitivity.>

<He looks across the room to Altie and smiles.>

Top Ten Caddy Comments

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."


<Rimshot!>

-HennysViolin

P.S. Lurqerdude, you have a good way with words and they were not wasted on me.