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To: CommanderCricket who wrote (18754)	2/4/2003 10:49:03 AM
From: kodiak_bull	Respond to of 23153

Commander, I'm not exactly sure what a trust deed sale transaction is; can you explain how it works? In the meantime, someone sent me this; I particularly like the bad dancer euphemism: How to speak about WOMEN and be Politically Correct 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - she is a BREASTED AMERICAN 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE 4. She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - she is REALITY IMPAIRED 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY UNCONVINCED 8. She is not HORNY - she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED 9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED 10. She does not NAG YOU - she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE 11. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - she is a LOW COST PROVIDER 12. She is not SHOPPING TOO MUCH - she is OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS B) How to speak about MEN and be Politically Correct 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS 4. He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED