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To: Nittany Lion who wrote (7560)2/5/2003 10:59:16 AM
From: happynappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11146
 
<<Pago, Pago >>

Yea, but we didnt land that speedster from North Korea.
I think he will sign with VT....'Cuse almost got him but he really didnt like the cold.
I wonder what kind of football they play on Pago Pago....they probably use coconuts as footballs. This could be another Omar Easy deal.
SI: 'So Mr. Pago, when did ou get interested in football?'
Pago: 'Well, sir, my mom got us a satellite dish when I was a junior and I was able to see my first football game, which was the national championship that Miami won. I cant remember the actual date because my TV straddles the international dateline.'
SI: 'So that means you only played ball your senior year, is that correct??
Pago: 'Yes, sir and I was a quick study. I now hold the record for most coconuts caught in a season. I scored 15 TD. I always would get excited when I reached the endzone. I would take the coconut and bust it up on the lava rock lining the field. What was really interesting is that Mr. Ganter offered me a scholarship during the summer.'
SI: 'Wow, that is amazing. That means you hadnt even busted your first nut and you already had a schollie in hand.'
Pago: 'Yes, Penn State has been wonderful to me. I may become a two sport star. I have a special knack at stuffing coconuts into baskets and I hear that the b-ball team could use some help. I may walk on.'
SI: 'Well, it's a good thing you are not a quarterback'.
Pago: 'And why is that? Is Penn State set at QB?'
SI: 'No, not really, but college football already had one Throwin' Samoan !!!!'

Have a nice day,
Nappy