To: LindyBill who wrote (71533 ) 2/5/2003 9:22:13 PM From: frankw1900 Respond to of 281500 Hey Bill, I drive a French car and its a real trip and very safe. Built like a tank, handles like a sports car. It doesn't have yellow headlights, which is too bad, because with yellow there's much less light scattered when it rains. Their politics stink but don't under rate their engineers. The French are a bit at sea right now. The point of the anti-Iraq-war move was built on the strategy of keeping control of the EU with Germany and cutting Britain out. Thus the French, (and the Germans) would lead a confederation counterweighting the power of the US. It was doomed to failure anyway, not even taking into account the EU's lack of physical throw, because the Brits actually have pretty good relations with most other members of EU and aren't trying to run their policies for them. The French don't really hate the US. What drives em wild is the lack of precision, the apparent lack of "la logique", the lousy food, the US's overwhelming rejection of Jerry Lewis and Woody Allen as cultural treasures, the general willfulness of the US population, its overall disorder, and the consequent success . What it really is, is frustration: France would really like to be like the US and still be France. I trace it all back to Napoleon: when he left to exile he said, "Change nothing but the sheets." And they haven't. It's probably time they got a new bedstead. They'd feel better then. What really gives the game away is a small thing: it's the only country I've ever visited where a large proportion of the citizenry will actually disobey a sign saying, "Danger of Death. Do Not Enter." Don't get annoyed with the French; they don't care how annoyed anyone is. Feel sorry for them. That'll really drive em crazy. That's my story for today, and I'm sticking to it.